Tuesday, September 10, 2013

This one is about my cat

Because Prometheus had to have fire for his humans, and tried to trick Zeus, and had to believe he was the smartest guy in the room, humans have to suffer.  After Zeus gets all fed up with Prometheus, he decides to have some other god create a beautiful woman.  All the other gods and goddesses decide to give her gifts, and she becomes this guy's wife.  Because she's a woman, her curiosity gets the better of her and she opens up a stupid box that unleashes all of the blessings and good things the gods had given humans.  Everything, that is, except hope.  So Zeus punished the humans and women are blamed for wanting to know things.

I would love to squelch the evil that is gross smelling things.  Can those things, like poop or rotten food, just not smell?  If it doesn't smell, we just won't eat it or put it close to our orifices, or anything like that.  We won't even touch it.

This is my cat Pandora, and her Box.  Isn't she the cutest?  And the fluffiest?  Well, not the fluffiest, because the record for the longest cat hair on a domestic cat is 9 inches or something like that.  Hers isn't even close!





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