typing casually because why not
alright so abraham was a GOD FEARING MAN and god was like 'ey abroham u aight' and blessed him with cattle and gold and an entire LAND (called canaan) that abraham and his descendants would rule over
a preh sweet deal if i do say so myself
also he gave abraham a son, named isaac, which
psh who would want a SON boys r gross ew (not really its mostly just children that are gross)
but anyways this whole son thing was rad because abraham was old and therefore... unable to conceive.............
(i just remembered that ms whitman eagerly expected a joke about the fact that were all gay because were all homo sapiens somewhere in here. this is where that joke goes. im not good at joke positioning)
however despite giving the old dude a son god was like 'imma test this guy' so he did
said test involved abrohambone taking his son to mt moriah and killing him
so yeah
pretty mean
dudebroham was iffy about all this murder business (understandably) but shrugged it off bein like 'eh, god would never have me do anything BAD, because religion has never brought harm to ANYONE EVER, and if isaac dies god can just bring him back to life'
so they went to the mountain and built an altar onto which isaac would be killed (this is scary) and the kid was like
tied up and laid down on it
but before applehamstring could show isaac his stabs god was like NAH BRAH DONT DO IT I KNOW U FEAR ME WE CHILL DONT KILL UR ONLY SON
so instead abracadabra killed a ram
so im supposed to talk about true sacrifice and quite frankly im not sure what that entails
i guess
a true sacrifice for me personally would be like
sacrificing myself for the greater good
like
if i had to die for all the worlds problems to be solved u bet ur ass id die
i guess selflessness is the defining factor here?? like in abrahams case it was mostly just a matter of like
fearful devotion to god
and idk that seems a lil skeevy to me
but then again im an atheist with dumb views and opinions about things that probs make me sound rly kooky n weird so ive got no room to talk
(crystals man . all about the crystals)
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