Tuesday, November 19, 2013

Jason and the Golden Fleece

Jason has this uncle named Pelias who usurped his throne and lives in dread of a prophecy that says he should "fear the man with one shoe" or something like that. Jason was taken from his parents when he was little and was raised by a centaur named Cheiron. Jason returns to Iolkos, where his uncle is, but along the way he loses one of his sandals. When he gets to Iolkos, Jason reveals who he is, and Pelias tells Jason to bring him the fleece of the golden ram in order to get the kingdom back. Jason gets some people together and they sail aboard a ship called the Argo. Long story short Jason gets married to a girl named Medea and they reclaim the throne together and they live happily ever aft--NOPE Jason marries a girl and breaks his vow to be faithful only to Medea so Medea kills their children and the girl Jason marries and then ascends to Mount Olympus and marries Achilles and then Jason dies from being hit in the head by a part of his decaying boat.

This is a pretty kickass story about revenge. Uh...a story about love..>MOULIN ROUGE!! Yes. Moulin ROuge. It can be about revenge too I think. YEAH IT CAN!!! There's this crazy ass dude named the Duke who is obsessed with the courtesan Satine. Satine is in love with Christian who is a penniless writer and loves Satine back. Satine works at the Moulin Rouge as a courtesan (as I already said) and can't fall in love. She has to love the Duke so he will supply the Moulin Rouge with money or something like that.
(shhh pretend it's not a crappy video)

*violent sobbing* listen to my heaaaart can u hear it sing come back to me and FORGIIIIIVE EVERYTHIIING *breaths*
i'm tearing up watching this oh god no nononno no no
i love this movie so much i'm sry ok i must go before i begin sobbing goodbye

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