Noahs Ark

A lot of people were bad, and God was like “Not dealing with this anymore”, so he decided that he’d flood the world. But, God favored Noah, so He told Noah (who was 600 years old. 600!) to make an ark that could house his whole family and two of every single creature in the world. After they were finished, God sent torrential rain for forty days and forty nights and the earth was flooded for a hundred and fifty days. God still remembered Noah and on the seventeenth day of the seventh month the ark got stuck in a mountain and then three months later the tops of the mountains appeared. Then forty days later Noah sent out a preliminary dove which came back empty handed and then seven days after that he tried again and but it never came back. After everything dried up, God commanded Noah to come out with his family and animals and promised to never flood the earth again and made a rainbow to show that promise.

I really like pandas. Now I get that I probably really like them as a childhood thing from when I thought that they were adorable and cuddly, which is still true. However, I have a better story about flying squirrels. In kindergarten we got subscriptions to Time for Kids and one issue was about flying squirrels. I got really excited, because I mean, who wouldn’t? They’re squirrels. Who can fly! But not really, since they glide, but that’s the point. So I came home and I told my brother that there were flying squirrels and he just laughed in my face. How rude is that? He didn’t believe a word that I said even after I explained that they have arm flab things connected to their legs that help them glide, not fly. I got so frustrated that he didn’t believe me that I just stormed off and he would just make fun of me for thinking squirrels could fly for years. He brings it up and its twelve years later. Rude.